So I am driving down the street today and get stopped at a stop light. Whilst I am waiting for the light to change, I happen to glance at the person next to me. I am appalled and disgusted to see that they are picking their nose. I am not talking about a discreet fingering here, they were really going at it. ELBOW DEEP PEOPLE, ELBOW DEEP!!! WTF!??!? Do people think that when they get in their car, they are suddenly surrounded by a cloak of invisibility? WE CAN SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING YOU DISGUSTING PIG!!!
I wonder what these people do with the goods that they find in their nose. Do they wipe it on the passenger seat? Flick it across the car? Wipe it on their clothes? Then I wonder, how many people have done this and then shake hands with someone before washing their hands? How many of these people have I shook hands with unknowlingly? I decided that we should enact a law that requires these nose picking offenders to be on a list. This list would be made public for all to view so we are well informed before shaking hands with these people, resulting in a forceful booger residue exchange. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE IN THE KNOW!!!
Booger List:
1. Person in car next to me today.
2. (add additional offenders here)
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