Leave me alone!!!

Ok, so my mom and I have been talking about starting up a blog to discuss our every day occurances with people that piss us off!! How did we come up with this idea you ask? You see, we have been reading these books by Jen Lancaster. She has become our mentor. She is exactly like us!! She says what she is thinking, gets irritated at the same things, but she put it all in a book for people to read.

One of the many conversations about this blog took place not too long ago over email. I have posted that email chain here so you know what you can expect from us:

Mom:
I understand addiction now.

As I am in the ghetto a little while ago, standing in line to pay for mine, right behind the guy who's ordering a fourth of a pound of gizzards (and probably a fourth of a gram of crack), I'm reminded again of this blog that we should start, because of all the interesting things I would have had to say about that little visit to the local Valero.
Even though we are not famous, nor authors, and therefore the only two people in the world who would read it - imagine the fun we would have!

What better way to share our hatred of the world?

...and yes, I am totally high on the sweet, sweet taste of my Diet Coke.

Me:
Well then let's do it!

Mom:
I can set it up, I've done one before. Orrrr... we can set it up when we are together.

Me:
Whatever is easier for you.

Mom:
It's easy, but you get to choose layout, font, colors, etc.

Me:
Yay!! I want pink in there!

Mom:
I agree! We're hateful and bitchy, not boys!

Me:
We could put some of “rules” out there to intrigue people to the sight.

Mom:
Yes... I like rules...
Something like "Read this or we will stab you" ? haha

Me:
No silly. Like “Just say no to spandex.”

Mom:
I will still stab them, though.

Please know that while we truly want to stab people sometimes for their sheer stupidity, we will never act on it.

Welcome to our blog!!!