Just a clarification....

Ok, for the record-and in our defense-we don't make fun of everyone. Brandi and I don't make fun of the mentally challenged, or people with real problems. We don't bash the ugly. We don't poke fun of the fat girls. Hell, I am a fat girl.

(The same cannot be said for our menfolk, however. Though I did think it was funny that he got kicked out. )

What we DO make fun of, are the bad choices that people make. Seriously, people. Some things just should not happen, and if they must, then they definitely should not happen in public.

With our Disney trip coming up, I know from experience what I have in store in my near future. And it ain't pretty. (We also don't use the word "ain't" but these are desperate times, people!) It is amazing what people will wear to these parks. And this is not a certain type or size or shape of person I'm talking about here. All shapes, sizes and classes of people are guilty here.

We have seen women in 5 inch heels, large women in teeeeny-tiny little spandex pants, and grandma's with belly button rings. Once there was a woman up ahead wearing daisy duke shorts, a string bikini top, and of course high heeled shoes. Sounds bad, right? Yeah, well she turns around and, no kidding- this woman had to be 75 years old. Her stomach was as wrinkled as Mother Teresa's face. This is just not right.

It got to the point where we came up with a list of "violations". A guideline, if you will, of what we think should be basic theme park clothing etiquette. The things that no one should have to be told, but unfortunately need to be - like don't wear your bra as a top, please wear undies if you must wear white shorts, you get the idea.

Check back soon. We will post The List of Violations soon. Feel free to practice them at all times. For all of us. And if we get a chance, we might even share a photo or two of some of these interesting folks.

~Toni~